Mudvayne Releasing Ironically-Named Album
It’s going to be called Playlist: The Very Best of Mudvayne and according ThePRP, will be in stores for your commercial consumption come October 11. The title is ironic only in that Mudvayne sucks. Why...
View Article“Rock Of Ages” Is A Box Office Bomb
I knew no one was going to care about this stupid fucking movie. There are no original movie ideas left, or at least not any that Hollywood’s willing to take a gamble on. That’s why they adapt every...
View Article“Footloose” Reboot has Fun Moves of its Own
Whether or not remaking the frothy, entertaining 1984 Kevin Bacon-starrer was part of your hopes and dreams, Hollywood went ahead and did it anyway. At first sight, modernizing the “you kids and your...
View ArticleKitschy, Messy “Rock of Ages” Nothin’ but a Good Time
“Rock of Ages” may be something of a mess, its flimsy, cliché-ridden story just a clothesline to hang rockin’ power ballads and pop-metal hits, but it’s a slick, campy, entertaining mess. Directed...
View ArticleLaughably Hokey Twist Aside, SAFE HAVEN a Pleasant Harlequin Romance-Thriller...
A young woman runs away from her past and starts anew in a sleepy town, only to let her guard down when she falls in love. That sounds like it could be the plot summary of 1991’s Julia...
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